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Myq Kaplan's avatar

dear josh,

delightful as always!

a banger of a phrase right out the gate: "the Jewish calendar (much like the werewolf calendar) is based around the moon"

and a later banger: "Chances are, if you’re reading this, you will not be Taylor Swift. (I’m sorry you had to hear it from me.)"

love it all! love you!

love,

myq

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

Thank you!!! I'm so happy you enjoyed it! :)

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j.keef's avatar

Adding "TIME magazine co-person of the year, 2006" to all my profiles, signatures, resumes, etc. Thanks!

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

lol I think it's already a pretty common dating profile feature!

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Jessie Shore's avatar

Thank you, Josh. I love your writing as always, and so appreciate you discussing intense topics.

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

Thanks so much, Jessie!!

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dave's avatar

Started reading this hoping you remembered I was Person of the Year in 2006, was not disappointed 🙌🏻

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

How could I forget?

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Tracy Fletcher's avatar

Omg thank you for the laughs!!!!

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

Thank YOU!

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Esmé Weijun Wang's avatar

CARNEGIE HALL JOSH

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

I'm VERY excited!!

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Niko Stratis's avatar

this was beautiful, tender and funny all at once and I am here and waiting to purchase a copy of the werewolf calender whenever it appears.

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Josh Gondelman's avatar

Niko!!! Thank you so much!!!

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Kasey's avatar

Thank you for making me feel better about being in a good place that feels bad.

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