Kennedy’s “worm” along with mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna were actually attempts to prove he was incapable of earning money in the future so he wouldn’t have to pay much support to the woman he was divorcing.
Because there are no limits to how low people will go to evade responsibility.
Sounds like the perfect presidential candidate to me…..
I'm still obsessing/furious over that teensy-weensy iced coffee. Unless you ordered an iced cortado. Is that a thing? (I guess I need to get over this.)
I ordered a small iced coffee with a little milk! If it had been an espresso thing I TOTALLY would have understood how teeny it was. I am just too habituated by Dunkin' I guess.
There is nothing wrong with that! Right now, I'm sitting at Terminal A in Logan, next to the Dunkin that opens every morning around 5 a.m., which l learned while taking many early-morning flights to visit my mom in Norfolk, Va. Those people are my heroes!
I'm glad you had fun in/around San Francisco. I grew up in the Bay Area and used to see Paula Poundstone at Cobb's in the 80s. I remember seeing Bob Goldthwait open for her when he was new in San Francisco. I think it was before he started going by Bobcat.
Late show on Friday in Seattle was fun! Did you get out to see the Aurora that night? My friend and I followed up seeing your show with seeing a whole other show in the sky. 🌌
Kennedy’s “worm” along with mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna were actually attempts to prove he was incapable of earning money in the future so he wouldn’t have to pay much support to the woman he was divorcing.
Because there are no limits to how low people will go to evade responsibility.
Sounds like the perfect presidential candidate to me…..
Hahaha truly crucial details!
I'm still obsessing/furious over that teensy-weensy iced coffee. Unless you ordered an iced cortado. Is that a thing? (I guess I need to get over this.)
I ordered a small iced coffee with a little milk! If it had been an espresso thing I TOTALLY would have understood how teeny it was. I am just too habituated by Dunkin' I guess.
There is nothing wrong with that! Right now, I'm sitting at Terminal A in Logan, next to the Dunkin that opens every morning around 5 a.m., which l learned while taking many early-morning flights to visit my mom in Norfolk, Va. Those people are my heroes!
dear josh,
another banger! wonderful piece! i love "I’m an extrovert, not a calendarvert." and all the rest of everything you wrote here and everywhere always.
thanks for joshing it up!
love
myq
Thank you! Love you!
I'm glad you had fun in/around San Francisco. I grew up in the Bay Area and used to see Paula Poundstone at Cobb's in the 80s. I remember seeing Bob Goldthwait open for her when he was new in San Francisco. I think it was before he started going by Bobcat.
Ahh! Both of them have always been so cool and funny to me!
Late show on Friday in Seattle was fun! Did you get out to see the Aurora that night? My friend and I followed up seeing your show with seeing a whole other show in the sky. 🌌
By the time I was finished it was too late to make a plan! I wish I’d been more on top of it!
This post seemed uncharacteristically harsh for you! Kennedy must be a real POS 😂