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#45. The Touring Company of Beetlejuice and You
When you say Lauren Boebert's name three times, it's because you're trying to get her to stop vaping in a theater.
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#44. Elderly Politicians and You
What do you have against mahjong and early bird dinners???
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#43. Teachers and You
New year...still you.
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August 2023
#42. Bad Pictures and You
We all look like garbage sometimes!
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#41. The Compliment Hall of Fame
I'm really letting you all drive the car this week.
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#40. Another Reader Pep Talk Speed Round
I got more requests than I intended so let's goooo!!!
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#39. Several Songs and You
Something slightly different, but mostly the same!
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July 2023
#38. Extraterrestrial Believers and You
The truth is...right here???
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#37. One Weird Dog and You
Did you know dogs can get bed head?
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#36. Airport Sandwiches and You
Some cheery words for the world's saddest lettuce.
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#35. Sunburns and You
Here comes the sun, and I say: Knock it off.
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#34. Frightened Dogs and You
Fireworks are real, but they can't (or at least won't) hurt you!
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